May 2013
40 posts
10 Things you should give up to be happy
onlinecounsellingcollege:
1. Give up your need to always be right.
2. Give up your need for control.
3. Give up blame.
4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk, and your limiting beliefs.
5. Give up complaining.
6. Give up your need to impress others.
7. Give up your resistance to change.
8. Give up your fears.
9. Give up your excuses.
10. Give up on living your life to fit other peoples’...
bulletbutt:
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
rneerkat:
the police yelled “PULLOVER” but i was obviously wearing a jacket
what he says: You better find something to eat before night comes
what he means: i want to watch bee movie
awastrelmescalined:
awastrelmescalined:
become egg
Remember when Muriel saw Courage’s porn?
April 2013
26 posts
